~Vanilla-myu

Chrono Trigger

Lucca: What? Liar! I was a perfect lady last night! But why does my tummy hurt so...?

Flea: What the!? Hey, I'M A GUY!!

Frog: It's been ages, Sir Slush!

Lucca: That guy was totally bent...

Kid: Now that it's safe I'm enjoying my lemonade! Vitamin C builds strong bones!

Chef: What's this "Eyes Cream" stuff that Queen Leene wants so badly?
Chef: What? She's not the real queen? And I wasted my time whipping up a batch of that "Eyes Cream" dish she wanted so badly! Yuck!

Marle: Crono! We can't keep sponging off my dad! Go out and get a job!

Girl: Your power differs from ours...In you I sense a strange aura of...Kindness...

Dalton: Is everything ok with the Blackbird?
Crew: A-Okay sir!
Dalton: Of course it is you idiot!

Doan: Heal-thy? Got a nice ring to it!

Robots: Hey it's...! The MAN!

Monster: Hey! Did you people just come out of the closet? Get outta here!

Knight Captain: Stop sniveling! It shames the Knights of the Square Table!

Tata's Dad: My son's the legendary Hero! It must have been all that oatmeal!

Lucca: We're from way after the day after tomorrow.

Frog: Oooh...Bellybutton...pain...
Guard: What's wrong?!
Frog: *Smack* You fool! Frog's haven't bellybuttons!


Super Mario RPG Legend of the Seven Stars

Belome: Moh, ho, ho! ACK! It's a snack attack! And YOU'RE it!

Punchinello: The name's Nello...PUNCHINELLO!

Booster: My bride-to-be is chanting, "MARIOHELPMEMARIOHELPME" Is she showing her happiness?

Booster: What's a party?
Snifit 3: Well, you drink punch and eat CAKE! I think...
Booster: Hm...drink punch...eat cake...? It sounds...complicated.

Woman: What? You're seeking a man with the face of a totem pole...?

Booster: What's this...? Water...coming from your eyes?! Are you leaking, my dear?!
Booster:.....TASTES SALTY.
Snifit: Booster sir, I believe she's crying.
Booster: How DISGUSTING! That stuff must be corrosive! It tastes...like the sea!

Snifit 1: So what should we do with the cake?
Snifit 2: I SAY we boil it!

Pirate: WHAT THE?! How dare you dodge the barrel!

Final Fantasy 9

Zidane: It's tough being popular, I should know!

Eiko: I'm not a child like that kid in blue!
Vivi: Huh? But I'm older than yo-
Eiko: WHO ASKED YOU?!

Blackmage: What's a joke? Is it scary?

Zidane: Talk about bad taste in interior decorating.

Eiko: Garland?! Oooh, THAT'S a sinister name!

Kuja: I truly love you all.

Quina: Rally-ho yourself.

(There was this one really funny Quina quote, but I forgot how it went. I'll check later and put it up.)

Earthbound

Fly: It's already dawn outside...But it doesn't matter to me. I'm fading fast...

Phoenix Wright/Apollo Justice

Judge: Too many brides these days can't even weave baskets blindfolded...Underwater.

Luke Atmey: My opponent was both powerful and vicious. You might say he was "Powericious".

Apollo: Sorry, I don't speak snakoos.

Apollo: Please forgive my lack of ladder discrimination.

Judge: What are we driving at? And whose car are we driving?